For those of you that are familiar with Doug, this list will come as no surprise. For those that have not yet had the pleasure, we offer you 'Ten Things about Doug Lyons'
1. I like loud Hawaiian shirts.
2. I used to wear loud Hawaiian shirts frequently.
3. My girlfriend does not like loud Hawaiian shirts.
4. I (therefore) no longer wear loud Hawaiian shirts.
5. I have tried to sell “gently used” loud Hawaiian shirts on eBay.
6. I have failed to successfully make sales on eBay.
7. I have an 8-year old son who likes loud Hawaiian shirts.
8. I secretly wear my unsold, loud Hawaiian shirts when with my son but not my girlfriend.
9. I have woven a terrible web of deceit around my wardrobe.
10. I hope my girlfriend does not read the Tickets.com blog site.
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
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1 comment:
I'm not allowed to wear loud Hawaiian shirts either.
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